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Goku: Alas! Poor Vegeta! Restrain thyself Frieza! Art thou so blind to his consuming defeat! Thou art a foul beast! T’was but your own fear that did slay him thy foe so unjustedly!

Vegeta: Oh foreswear I am undone! Kakarot mine enemy turned friend, swear to omit thy happy heart to lay vengefulness upon my death and that of our forefathers! *cough cough* oh woe! woe that my power level was ever so weak beyond thy own

Goku: nooooo! sweet prince! alas! alack!

- Now if they had redone these for english class back in my day, Shakesphere would be a ton more fun! ^^