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My friend at work says to me “I think Vegeta is really pissed at Goku because they used to be best friends when they were kids and then Goku was sent to earth and he forgot everything when he bumped his head and so Vegeta is way sad but hides it pretending to hate him for being powerful instead of that”

Me:

Wait wut?

me: have you actually EVER watched Dragonball Z?

me: what are you writing a secret fanfic and testing the plot line on me? I mean wha?? if you read your history you would note that Goku was a mere infant and Vegeta much older, so unless you can prove he spent hundreds of hours with his royal nose pressed to the glass of the nursery trying to telephatically get a 1 day old baby to play ‘throw the ki ball’ with him, I would support your theory! Go back and watch the show, fool

my friend:

hah!

As for me…